"Jules" Samuel Jackson from Pulp Fiction is a bad motherfucker.

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Jules: You read the Bible?
Ringo: Not regularly.

Jules:

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

I been sayin' that shit for years.
And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass.
I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass.

But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice.

Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness.

Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that.

But that shit ain't the truth.

The truth is you're the weak.
And I'm the tyranny of evil men.
But I'm tryin, Ringo.
I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

Now, I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet.

Ringo: Which one is it?

Jules: It's the one that says 'bad motherfucker' on it...
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  • Oh yeah? Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother-fucker, mother-fucker!
    • that whole goddamned movie is a Favorite Movie Quote

      Lance: You're going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart. But she's got, uh, breastplate...
      [taps Mia's chest]

      Lance: You've got to pierce through that. So what you have to do is, you have to bring the needle.. down in a.. stabbing motion.
      [demonstrates]

      Vincent: I-I gotta stab her three times?

      or, to just ruin it for everyone:
      www.imdb.com/title/tt0110912/quotes

      "Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.."
      • Unsu...
         
        You're goddamn right dave.

        That whole movie is a fav quote.

        Heres another:

        [Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]
        Jules Winnfield: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
        Jimmie Dimmick: Knock it off, Julie.
        Jules Winnfield: [pause] What?
        Jimmie Dimmick: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
        Jules Winnfield: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
        Jimmie Dimmick: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"
        Jules Winnfield: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
        Jimmie Dimmick: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"
        Jules Winnfield: [pause] No. I didn't.
        Jimmie Dimmick: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
        Jules Winnfield: Why?
        Jimmie Dimmick: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

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